Overheard: Delivery Envy

Overheard this morning while locking up my bike out front of my office on L Street:

FedEx guys are parked on the side of the street, and two guys sitting in the truck are chatting about all sorts of things right next to my bike. A UPS guy walks up with a package in hand to the open drivers' side door.

UPS Guy: "Man, I just want to know how I can get a job with FedEx....so I can sit around in the truck and talk all day. (Laughs)