Wednesday, July 18, 2007

For Sale

For Sale: One Michael Vick replica jersey, size medium. This jersey was a gift a few years ago, was lightly worn during football season only, has never lived up to its potential, and is now too embarassing to wear. $1 or best offer. Consider adding a "1" to either side of the 7 and having a highly-prized "Eric Newman" or "Kurt Quarterman" jersey.